Liar, Liar

I said this yesterday:

I gained something like 47 lbs total with Jimmy so hopefully I don’t gain 34 more pounds between now and delivery! I already feel like a big cow walking around.

I lied.  Not about this:

I already feel like a big cow walking around.

But this:

I gained something like 47 lbs total with Jimmy

I didn't mean to lie I just misremembered.  It was actually something like 37 lbs total.  I told you not to long ago that math and pregnant brain don't mix.  Yet another example of how incompatible they really are.

So the crux of the matter is (just wanted to say crux) that hopefully I don't gain 24 more pounds between now and delivery.  The truth is I've probably already gained 24 lbs this week...and it's just "Jump" Day.  That's Spanglish for Hump Day...aka my Grannie's version.

Why do I think I've gained 24 lbs in 4 days?  Maybe because of this:

Sunday:

1 pepperoni pizza (the whole thing)
1 Dr Pepper
1 King Sized Reeses Peanut Butter Cups
1 giant bowl of Fruit Loops

Monday:

2 gargantuan servings of Hamburger Helper
1 pint Blue Bell Buttered Pecan ice cream

Tuesday:

1 Twix candy bar
1 Butterfinger candy bar
1 bag of Cheetos
I giant bowl of Fruit Loops

Wednesday aka "Jump/Hump" Day:

1 Rice Krispy Treat (I'm cutting back)

Thats not all I ate, by the way, it's just what contributed most to the hypothetical 24 lbs in 4 days.

So this -

I already feel like a big cow walking around.

- could be worse.  At least a cow can be considered "scenic" and can look contented chewing her cud in a beautiful green pasture on rolling hills...unlike say...a feral hog.